A hearty pat on the back
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It’s the week after Christmas! The last of the Christmas cookies have been eaten (by mom, for breakfast because Christmas food has no calories and nothing goes better with coffee than Christmas cookies) and we’ve got about three hours before a kid complains about being bored. Every mom in America can pat herself on the back because we did it again! Santa came, the people were all fed, the decor was perfect, the wrappings and trappings all glorious, and we made it all look so easy.